Alright subfinder, if I said “No I don’t want to take this P.E. job where I will be in charge of 60 or more students running around doing things” at 9:00 at night why the fuck did you think that answer would change when you called me at 5:50 in the morning offering me the exact same job. Sleep does wonders but not miracles. Any substitute willing to take on a P.E. class is a saint. I did it accidentally, once, for one period, and that’s enough for my entire life. A kid legitimately shot a basketball so hard at one of the hoops it flew across the room and hit a girl in the back of the head hard enough that she fell down. Given, she should have been playing basketball and I was watching 60+ students with at least 12 basketballs, but she damn near broke my one classroom rule: don’t die. That’s all I ask, maybe quiet down and do your work as well but we’re fairly okay as long as you don’t die. So no subfinder, I will not take that terrifying job you asked me to take last night. I am easily confused early in the morning but I am not completely stupid.